What's a name anyway?

Randy told me tonight he doesn't feel like a "Randy", that he's never really liked his name.
I asked him what he felt like, maybe a "Jack" or a "Chuck" and proceeded to run through half a dozen names that I thought might suit him.
No luck.
Then it hit him...he feels like a "Sven". (yupe).
So he even says it with a back of the throat macho deep voice thing.