what the?

It's not been a great day.

While at the mall, Boston and I were a new store that ended up being like a 5,7 and 9 store and nothing fit my fatness so that was totally depressing but I couldn't act fat and run and felt like I had to just browse like something would really fit me. totally embarrassing.
So, I'm browsing and considering never eating again when I look over and Boston is pushing the mini skirt up on one of the anorexic mannequins in the window. Just as I'm focusing in on what he is doing, he tilts his head to the side and ducks down a little, ever so slowly and in complete anticipation of what might be ahead. So as not to scare the other women, I run over and ask him to please come down out of the window display. When I questioned him about it, I was so surprised that he gave it to me straight...he said he was "checking for a penis".

What the?

I had to explain to him that we don't look up skirts in public and he was like, "OK Mommy" like he had no idea it was inappropriate but then again, he's a boy and they need so much explaining to anyway.

how are you?